Guest post by womagwriter Shane Telford
12 hours ago
NB. This is not a sponsored post. I haven't received any payment from Mint Velvet - but I think I probably should!
|"Oh do shut up you ridiculous little man"|
|"Well mah economee ees beeger than yoz.. oh no, wait a minute... Merde!"|
|I ate your mother|
|Burma Star with Pacific bar|